there was a boy, his name was. . . this kid. . . Then he went to college and got all scared and started freaking out because he didn't know how to study. So, this kid went to classes every day, did his homework, and wrote papers and stuff. Although that wasn't enough so he decided he would be exceptionally exciting and get a life... A life that involved women, yes women, a tiny college apartment, and insanely insane roommates like my good pal Trevor. Now before you throw your eyes elsewhere and start gazing at Matt Bomer or Emma Watson (depending on your preference and/or gender) let me get to the exciting part.
This Kid is intense. . . That hasn't happened before... oops r_r
This Kid asked a girl to homecoming! WHAT? Good thing its cheap and his frugality can allow him 12 dollars every not so very often! This kid decided that his life was pretty good, except he's been eating really lame and not so exciting meals... Like beans... And rice... and tortillas... WOAH!
This Kid became in such dire need of chocolate he wrote a poem about it...
CHOCOLATE
I'm not a girl
& no. I do not hoard it,
don't keep it in my closet,
and maybe some smoke it,
but thats weird.
Chocolate isn't a drug,
it is just my addiction
it's special bunched up love.
My safety blanket,
fake warmth and fictitious hugs,
wins a girl favor.
Can sometimes fix the love,
to cure a broken heart.
Pretty bad addiction?
I know it.
Midnight Craves?
Bet on it.
But I love chocolate
forever.
Bet This Kid sounded like a girl just then. . . He isn't.
Trust me, I know him extremely well v_v
This Kid felt like a G...
So he went to hip hop club... He felt more like a G
This Kid pretty much is a G!
Deal with it!
Oh and my apartment is TINY! and I really am getting tired of my one roommate telling me to shower... When I just did and then I go hang out with girls and they tell me I smell delicious... I don't really know what thats about...
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How is that for an angry vampire face???
And one more thing... If you ever tell a guy hes intense or that he's freaking you out (depending)... it just means you don't appreciate someone caring about you :)
Then again. . . Why would I spend time with someone like that... I'm honestly just trying to help out you people... And guys if she says that... She really isn't worth it... Unless you are over crowding her... But flirting and showing you care isn't bad... So go for it :)
This Kid is done talking about himself in 3rd person.
I'm back!
And I'm leaving
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-Pay
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