Beards

One day I thought to myself: Self, beards are funny. . .  So just like many other things I think about I wrote a poem about it n_n ladies and gents... beards:

Mustache may give a rash,

Whisker kisses wil surely tickle

Scruffs seems manly

But will not be friendly.

The creeper-stache,

Will scare girls away.

You have a soul patch,

Hope its just for the day.

Hipster beard?

I'm thinking you're weird.

Facial hair

May seem so daring

It might just scare

So beard Wearers beware.

What is the mark,

Of your facial hair?